Take it from me, your things DO taste better when you’re naked but… don’t.

3 notes6 years ago

Don’t you hate it when you’re enjoying some nice quality nude times and suddenly get yourself into shit because of a white rabbit’s shenanigans?

9 notes6 years ago
thepinkpirate:
“Been a while since I’ve posted new art huh…
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thepinkpirate:

Been a while since I’ve posted new art huh…

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1,683 notes6 years ago
nekoshige:
“ 「D.va 妆」/「squidsmith」の作品 [pixiv] #pixitail
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nekoshige:

「D.va 妆」/「squidsmith」の作品 [pixiv] #pixitail

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2,775 notes6 years ago

nephrited: I can and will attempt to crawl out of screens in your vicinity.


nephrited:

gearholder:

they’d have to be pretty big TVs… y’know…

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Gear why

Look man, you saw the previous ask, if the tv’s too small you’re jus gonna trip and leave your ghost gown behind.

Is that what you want jid? to be nood on my cold floor? - A-

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75 notes6 years ago

Let’s clarify.

The new kid on the block in Fashion Town is a sweater:

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THESE are Virgin Killer Dresses:

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107 notes6 years ago

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

weeaboosupreme:

i-must-be-odd:

the-dredd:

catwithbenefits:

bootyscientist2:

zumainthyfuture:

Frequent ejaculation can prevent prostate cancer. 

 Welp, better let em rip.

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Bussin nuts can save my life. I knew I was on the right side of science.

shout out to all my followers who I help keep cancer free

Welcome to my nsfw blog cancer prevention center.

21 times per month, what is this weak ass number. 21 times a week boy

21 times a week? Weak. Try 42.

Remember, 3 times a day is a slow day

And by fondling your bro-globes while you’re at it, you may keep a tab on any abnormal growth, and thus detect testicular cancer.

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6,526 notes6 years ago
HADAKA HYAKKAN!! >:Y

HADAKA HYAKKAN!! >:Y

10 notes6 years ago