signs as andrew hussie’s tweets

big-stupid-jellyfish:

aries

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taurus

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gemini

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cancer

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leo

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virgo

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libra

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scorpio

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sagittarius

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capricorn

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aquarius

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pisces

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micdropbyjimin:
“zodiacs: incel/chad | edgy/softboy edition
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micdropbyjimin:

zodiacs: incel/chad | edgy/softboy edition

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Signs as hipster food trends

madradhatter:

scared-aquarius:

Aries- Spaghetti donut

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Taurus- Blk water

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Gemini- Waffle pops

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Cancer- Ramen burger

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Leo- Gold flake pizza

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Virgo- Avacado burger buns

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Libra- Acai bowl

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Scorpio- Black ice cream

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Sagittarius- Rainbow grilled cheese

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Capricorn- Deconstructed coffee

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Aquarius- Sushi burrito

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Pisces- Rainbow bagel

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I would literally fight somebody of they offered me deconstructed coffee

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4mysquad:
“ This guy is in 3017
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4mysquad:

This guy is in 3017

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Alignments of the Zodiac

  • Aries:Chaotic Good - independent, humane, goal-oriented
  • Taurus:Neutral Evil - practical, independent, achieving
  • Gemini:True Neutral - practical, realistic, unfocused
  • Cancer:Lawful Good - honorable, humane, benevolent
  • Leo:Chaotic Good - independent, humane, goal-oriented
  • Virgo:Lawful Neutral - honorable, realistic, stable
  • Libra:Lawful Neutral - honorable, realistic, stable
  • Scorpio:Chaotic Evil - independent, determined, hedonistic
  • Sagittarius:Neutral Good - practical, humane, universality
  • Capricorn:Lawful Evil - honorable, determined, secure
  • Aquarius:Chaotic Neutral - independent, realistic, hedonistic
  • Pisces:Neutral Good - practical, humane, universality
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Reasons why your sign sucks

gnashing-of-teeth:

Aries: over competitive, self centered
Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all
Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious
Cancer: manipulative and moody
Leo: attention whores
Virgo: judgey and super boring
Libra: literally will never shut up
Scorpio: rude af
Sagittarius: in your face and over the top
Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool
Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers)
Pisces: cry babies

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what the signs fall in love with

donut-testicles:

lilastrobabe:

Aries: selflessness, dark features, working good in teams, sharing things

Taurus: familiarity, loyalty, tenderness, sharing relaxing/intimate memories

Gemini: the details (sparkly eyes, high fives, clumsy grins, sighs), mysteries

Cancer: comfort, the color blue, people with golden hearts and snarky humor

Leo: clumsiness, cute laughs, gentle physical contact, messy hair, confidence

Virgo: (falls with) time, suits & ties, ponytails, aesthetical prettiness, neatness

Libra: playfulness, kept promises, closeness, sharing secrets, caring words

Scorpio: winks, funny jokes, meaningful conversations, bright/shining eyes

Sagittarius: freedom, late night talks, cute smiles, good style, luscious lips

Capricorn: sweetness, cuteness, nice hair, passion, kind & hard working people

Aquarius: mind connections, friendship necklaces, super nice sense of humor

Pisces: affection, coziness, heated sarcasm and funny stories, inside jokes 

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

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zodiacotaku:
“ -Kazehaya (Él): Leo, Capricornio, Virgo, Piscis, Cáncer, Géminis
-Sawako (Ella): Aries, Sagitario, Libra, Acuario, Escorpio, Tauro
Anime: Kimi ni Todoke
-Kotomi**
”

zodiacotaku:

-Kazehaya (Él): Leo, Capricornio, Virgo, Piscis, Cáncer, Géminis
-Sawako (Ella): Aries, Sagitario, Libra, Acuario, Escorpio, Tauro

Anime: Kimi ni Todoke

-Kotomi**

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