signs as andrew hussie’s tweets
aries
taurus
gemini
cancer
leo
virgo
libra
scorpio
sagittarius
capricorn
aquarius
pisces
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Signs as hipster food trends
Aries- Spaghetti donut
Taurus- Blk water
Gemini- Waffle pops
Cancer- Ramen burger
Leo- Gold flake pizza
Virgo- Avacado burger buns
Libra- Acai bowl
Scorpio- Black ice cream
Sagittarius- Rainbow grilled cheese
Capricorn- Deconstructed coffee
Aquarius- Sushi burrito
Pisces- Rainbow bagel
I would literally fight somebody of they offered me deconstructed coffee
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Alignments of the Zodiac
- Aries:Chaotic Good - independent, humane, goal-oriented
- Taurus:Neutral Evil - practical, independent, achieving
- Gemini:True Neutral - practical, realistic, unfocused
- Cancer:Lawful Good - honorable, humane, benevolent
- Leo:Chaotic Good - independent, humane, goal-oriented
- Virgo:Lawful Neutral - honorable, realistic, stable
- Libra:Lawful Neutral - honorable, realistic, stable
- Scorpio:Chaotic Evil - independent, determined, hedonistic
- Sagittarius:Neutral Good - practical, humane, universality
- Capricorn:Lawful Evil - honorable, determined, secure
- Aquarius:Chaotic Neutral - independent, realistic, hedonistic
- Pisces:Neutral Good - practical, humane, universality
Reasons why your sign sucks
Aries: over competitive, self centered
Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all
Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious
Cancer: manipulative and moody
Leo: attention whores
Virgo: judgey and super boring
Libra: literally will never shut up
Scorpio: rude af
Sagittarius: in your face and over the top
Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool
Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers)
Pisces: cry babies
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what the signs fall in love with
Aries: selflessness, dark features, working good in teams, sharing things
Taurus: familiarity, loyalty, tenderness, sharing relaxing/intimate memories
Gemini: the details (sparkly eyes, high fives, clumsy grins, sighs), mysteries
Cancer: comfort, the color blue, people with golden hearts and snarky humor
Leo: clumsiness, cute laughs, gentle physical contact, messy hair, confidence
Virgo: (falls with) time, suits & ties, ponytails, aesthetical prettiness, neatness
Libra: playfulness, kept promises, closeness, sharing secrets, caring words
Scorpio: winks, funny jokes, meaningful conversations, bright/shining eyes
Sagittarius: freedom, late night talks, cute smiles, good style, luscious lips
Capricorn: sweetness, cuteness, nice hair, passion, kind & hard working people
Aquarius: mind connections, friendship necklaces, super nice sense of humor
Pisces: affection, coziness, heated sarcasm and funny stories, inside jokes
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
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