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monobeartheater:
misses-sauce:
This is what anime sounds like to our parents
ITS THE THING
HEL P I CANT BRETAHE

recreationalcannibalism:
the-adequate-gatsby:
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell

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frosty-mage:

xamag-oz:
angrynerdyblogger:
senilesnake:
nowacking:
thegrumbliestpuppy:
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the mashup you didnt need.
It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go
YES
GOOD
the more this progresses the more it sounds like a satanic chant. thousands of shreks marching towards you, each chanting a different part of the song. my god. what have we done
^ this is so accurate
gv-aero

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21,480 notes 4 years ago

neilcicierega:

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!

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paego:

animedley:
rosaparking:
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????
SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???
BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????

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purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:
cremebuns:
emeralddragoness:
cremebuns:
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
GOD
SHUT UP
UR SO STUPID
[x]
the comic is killing me