Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.
once a month the moon angers the bees
(via frostedpuffs)
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????
SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???
BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????
a very important photo set… grumps in high school… ♡
a teenage girl, a young jewish business man, and josh peck
people who try to add their own jokes to popular posts are like scavengers
you guys arent going to believe how many bagel bites i fit into the oven this time
thats cool randy but check this out
this is an all star post folks
You are all on drugs.
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(via abarnath)
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”
Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)
(via kalianos)
Never trust anyone who posts cropped porn reaction pics
Was working on a panel and then suddenly I decided to live vicariously through Tails and have him address the important things in life.
@projectsnt