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milkaholics:
me introducing myself
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Anonymous: Isn't finding yourself attractive borderline incestuous? I mean, you look exactly like your identical twin would.

Just because the traits I possess happen to be traits I find atteactive doesn’t mean I’d be up for sex with a sibling. Huge logic leap.

Bro, this like applies to everyone not just siblings ._.

9 notes 4 years ago

putuksstuff: I can talk all I want 'bout them orgies, I've got no interest in this whole sex thing!

One does not speak of that in which he does not take part!
… Especially orgies!

But then you get to join the orgy club and the 2 rules are

1: Do not talk about the orgy club, and
2: DO NOT talk about the orgy club.

so wtf when can you talk ‘bout them orgies then? >:v

6 notes 4 years ago

lizzymodblog:

j0hntitor:
lizzymodblog:
I’m writing this from 2013. I’m scheduling this post to go up 2 years from now.
If in that time, I’ve started to like anime, please place a hit on me, for I’ve clearly lost my mind and perverted everything I once stood for.
You do have an anime icon so you’re slipping
Oh shit, I totally forgot about this.
IT’S IRONIC, I SWEAR

Quick use one of your crazy dutch sayings to get out of this!

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40 notes 4 years ago

Why Dutch shouldn’t be translated to English.

novakians:

A few Dutch sayings in English;
It rains steel pipes.
I fell with the door in the house.
There is nothing on the hand.
I shall let them smell a poopy.
I’m keeping you in the holes.
I don’t trust you for a meter.
It shall me a sausage be.
It’s dick black outside.
Unfortunately peanutbutter.
To participate for bacon and beans.
There is not a ball on the tv.
It walks in the soup.
Falling through the basket.
This time, I can see it through the fingers.

(Source: notnegan, via siebewastaken)

17,125 notes 4 years ago

Anonymous: What's more important. Having fun or getting taken seriously?

lizzymodblog:

der-stein:
:
I accept no less than getting taken seriously while I have fun.
And neither should you.
Good words
Why ya’ll reblogging this?

I guess you could say quoting you is an adventure, Liz :Y

30 notes 4 years ago

lizzymodblog:

pegasays:
Be proud of yourself
It’s not conceited to be proud of who you are or what you’ve done. There’s always going to be others out there who are negative, saying you’re not that awesome. But what you need to do is laugh at them and keep on keeping on because you ARE that awesome. Thinking negatively about yourself will only drag you down, so keep being “full of yourself” because what else would you be full of?
full of dick

omg Liz you rambunctious bi >:y

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192 notes 4 years ago

askterry: Welcome back to lumblr Tizzy!