Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die i always knew the sky would kill me this is punishment for when i stole that wallet in 3rd grade
Sshhhhh, it’s okay the scary noises won’t hurt you ; 3;
junk is a good word
it can mean trash
it can mean stuff in general
it can mean a ballsack
so versatile
- me:*posts a thing*
- me:this could either make or break my career
- friend:you'd lose the restaurant?
- me:this could either make or break my hobby
all i’m saying is what if guns were voice activated
so when you pointed at something and said bang it actually did a thing
I’m serious man is this shitpost harvesting season wtf? ; w;
officer, i’m not saying i’m going to stick a pizza on top of the eiffel tower, i’m just asking is it illegal
protip: if there are tears in your stockings, buy new stockings
NOT THOSE KINDS OF TEARS
(via newnamed)
i believe that when you masturbate, jesus masturbates with you
alskylark said: he’s constantly masturbating then, accounting for every single human being masturbating at literally every second of the day
he’s got interns.
You mean sinterns?
you’re a good egg.