Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
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Hide it from Ellie
WHY DON’T STRESS BALLS DO ANYTHING
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SQUEEZE IT, IT DOESN’T BREAK
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
WORST
BIRTHDAY PRESENT
EVER
The Tumblr experience is basically just wading through countless terrible posts and picking the 1 in 13 ones worthy of reblogging, and then if the stars align, pigs fly, hell freezes over and a bee farts at the same time, you’ll happen to meet someone who reblogs the same kinds of posts and you bond over it.
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
Small collection of lizzymodblog quotes.
May it never stop growing.
Dude that’s creepy
how come I didn’t think it first
frosty-mage-stuff: Gearholder is a piece a shit. One of those really satisfying shits. Right?
gearholder is the kind of shit that just flows out in one big movement and makes you feel complete and at peace.
You know when you have diarrhea, but doesn’t hurt when it comes out? It’s so satisfying man.
