my favorite dan anecdotes start with “geeze, maybe i shouldn’t say this outloud.” this is one of them. it’s not very SFW, but if you can, i really think you should listen to it
[GQotD]
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I bet you want to be called by your first name too you thirsty whore
(Source: scurgal-archive, via i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161)
“casual sex doesn’t exist!” shit you’re right. competitive sex only. grab the gamecube controllers, no items, fox only, final destination
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