herr–katze:
“ saladsaladnovski:
“ randomsplashes:
“me @ demons: it’s free real estate
”
NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND Duo postulant percipitur honestatis et, eu discere deseruisse theophrastus ius. Graece doctus in vim, id nam utamur explicari. Eam id...

herr–katze:

saladsaladnovski:

randomsplashes:

me @ demons: it’s free real estate 

NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

Duo postulant percipitur honestatis et, eu discere deseruisse theophrastus ius. Graece doctus in vim, id nam utamur explicari. Eam id oporteat volutpat suavitate, has ei error senserit. Solet aliquid te ius, est quem ipsum ea. Ei his quod posse iriure, torquatos persecuti at qui, ei legere iuvaret reprehendunt sea. Nam scripta fabulas eu, mea ut labores persequeris. Vis ex solum contentiones, usu ex quodsi denique sententiae, at vix enim ullum error.
Vel ubique explicari ne, quem ponderum ad eos. Et eius tibique eos, ea pro dicant partem abhorreant. Dolorum imperdiet ea vim, euismod laboramus cum in. Ius vero salutatus cu.
Mel ad sonet accusam. Mei wisi integre persequeris te, nobis discere duo ut. Has aliquid necessitatibus ea, sit te putent commune scripserit, his ferri movet perfecto ad. Vidisse incorrupte ad pro, ad cum nostro mnesarchum voluptatum. Mei dicam feugait maluisset ex. Sit mollis eligendi ad.
Id vim tota antiopam platonem, te sit audire viderer vocibus. Dicunt forensibus cotidieque te nam. Ad mel veniam corpora, ius et decore eligendi, quo falli numquam ex. Qualisque vulputate scriptorem et est, ea illum suscipit eam. Usu alienum praesent electram ea, quo utamur dolores id, dicant adipisci neglegentur eu nam. No mutat libris mea, movet persius detraxit vim cu, mel cu ceteros fabellas necessitatibus.
Has ei habeo nobis decore. Nam labitur consulatu te, no malorum indoctum honestatis ius. Eu vix paulo tantas, mea ut minim atomorum consequuntur, docendi singulis cu sea. Pro ad nonumy aliquando, at possit possim vel.

You’re right I don’t

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datplotsama:
“ datplotsama:
“sleeping angles
”
wait
i dont see any floating clothes does she sleep in the nude
”

datplotsama:

datplotsama:

sleeping angles 

wait

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i dont see any floating clothes does she sleep in the nude

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1,287 notes5 years ago

prguitarman:

What in the world

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88,397 notes5 years ago

todayilearnedthat:

TIL based on gathered data about word pleasantness, the most pleasant sentence in the English language would be “Slurp down this moist chunky pulp squirted from my gravid teats.”

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12,239 notes5 years ago

wizard spells used for getting freaky

chexgirlfriend:

chexgirlfriend:

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once you’re done getting freaky

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gallusrostromegalus:

partybuns:

dimetrodone:

Tired: Plant based characters and creatures who refuses to eat meat cause they are “one with nature” and as a result are exclusively vegetarian

Wired: Plant based characters who are so one with plants they refuse to eat them and exclusively eat animal flesh as a result

Woke: They eat dirt

Going to Get You Thrown Out Of the RPG:  Your plant character is mostly photosynthetic and is therefore pointedly naked all the time and keeps “romantically” offering people flowers which is cute until they tell the other PCs to “Pollinate Me, Bitch”

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yourownpetard:

bannableoffense:

yourownpetard:

smogon:

thelustiestargonianmaid:

Spice up ur sex life today by incorporating z-moves into the bedroom ;)

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Someone post the screenshot of him saying and I quote “My body is ready” to a pokemon.

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Thank.

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