Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Which One Fucks?: SCP Foundation edition
- clef:clef fucked exactly one time and all he got for it was a fucking baby. not even once, kids
- gears:[holds up a picture of the black queen]
- rights:yes. she is in a loving marriage, with fucking
- iceberg:oh boy did he EVER
- kain:no. hes a dog. BEFORE that, on the other hand
- kondraki:now, would kondraki have fucked a butterfly, if given the opportunity? in this 20,000 word essay, i will expl
- bright:bright has his consciousness in multiple bodies, giving him multiple ways to fuck at once
- lament:this guy takes so many amnestics he barely even knows what he did yesterday let alone whether or not he fucks
- light:"oh god, i wish", she says, downing her third drink
- strelnikov:listen if you don't think strelnikov fucks i don't know what to tell you
- mann:dear god i hope not
- glass:the foundation has many closely held secrets. the true 001. what happens when 447 touches a dead body. how often glass fucks
- gerald:that seems like a bad idea.
- moose:"d-do i what?" moose retorts, sweating, tugging her collar
- atkus:he is far beyond such things
- zyn:zyn sees me making this list and immediately reports me to the ethics committee
Some really nice art of 682 going on here!
Done by http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lacrimale (NSFW GALLERY)
- Roth
Also on tumblr! @cheasegary and @lacrimale
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SCP-3113 - SCP Foundation →
I feel compelled to share this one.
I dont even have a roundabout way to explain why.
Or do I.
SCP-3000 x Dr Scranton (SCP-3001). The moment I saw it on Salacious Skip, it became my new favourite crack pairing.
On second thoughts, maybe this ship isn’t too implausible. I mean, both skips are about existentialist horror and insanity, and came 1st and 2nd in the contest respectively. Also, Scranton’s wife’s name is Anna, which is similar to Anantashesha. Holy 343, it’s a match made in red reality!
Skippers, help this ship take off.This… this is a thing. Okay. ~Lily
I ship it.
(Source: celestialfang, via scp-wiki-official)
There are still some empty slots but we’ve opened series 4! -Roth
oh
SCP-3011
These little guys make me smile, but I wouldn’t mess with them. Well done to Roth on writing this SCP.
Source: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3011
Music: Long Note Two by Kevin MacLeod | Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution licence.
My first SCP gets a reading! Done by the amazing leolinguistics! Go give him some follows and likes! - Roth
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containment procedures have been updated to reflect this new discovery
oh my god
I’m dying omfg
that sad moment when i actually recorded bone hurting juice audio and replaced some graphics and now the Femur breaker sign is Bone hurting juice
IF YOU CAN GET A VIDEO OR EVEN A PICTURE I MIGHT START CRYING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD
(Source: beheeyem-moved, via timurmurtazin)
Which SCP gave you some feel good feelings?
Let us know! -Roth