a show like the office or parks and rec but about the scp foundation instead
*A scientist enters an observation chamber*
“Hey SCP-682.”
“I SHALL DESTROY YOUR WORLD AND ALL LIFE UPON IT YOU MEAGER SPECK OF DUST ON THIS UNIVERSE!”
“Right, right. So SCP-053 has shown interest in seeing you again. Would you like that?”
*682 looks stunned for a moment before looking away and mumbling something*
“…what was that, SCP-682?”
*It mumbles again*
“…what?”
“…I-I SAID I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE BEFORE I WILL BABYSIT THAT FOUL CREATURE AGAIN!”
*The scientist looks at the camera dryly. Scene shifts to show the scientist sitting in a chair, looking a bit annoyed at the camera*
“It does this every time. We’ve been trying to see how SCP-053 keeps 682 docile and perhaps adapt it for our own uses. A bit far-fetched, but she seems to enjoy it. She adores 682. 682 acts like it hates her, but just last week, it was playing fetch with her.”
*The scene shows a recorded surveillance film of 053 throwing a ball, which a dog-sized 682 keeps chasing and bringing back. There is very light security within the room. It shifts back to show the scientist looking smarmy*
“I frankly think she’s the one thing it WOULDN’T kill.”
*682 is heard off-screen, screaming* “I HEARD THAT, DOCTOR ALVERSINES, AND I WILL NOW KILL HER FIRST!” *The scientist shakes his head to the camera, smiling slyly*
don’t 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a bixby 👏 if 👏 your 👏 Hume 👏 levels 👏 are 👏 under 👏 5.0 👏
IF YOU AREN’T ANOMALOUS DON’T CALL SOMEONE SKIP
IF YOU AREN’T ANOMALOUS DON’T CALL SOMEONE SKIP
IF YOU AREN’T ANOMALOUS DON’T CALL SOMEONE SKIP
Op is a Crimsoner.
friendly reminder that the Foundation continually erases the oppression of the people of Eastern Samothrace and if you support the Foundation you’re a murderer uwu
I have received my copy of the SCP Artbook a month ago, but only had the time to post about it today.
Well, it’s even better than I imagined. The book contains illustrations and abridged copies of original articles. The art is really awesome, drawn by professional artists. The printing quality is stellar (a couple of pages may seem too dark but Andrey says he’ll try to fix it in the next press run). It’s a hardcover book, and the cover is very pleasant to touch.
I’d like to express a lot of gratitude to Andrey Duksin and his artscp.com team. This is a really great work and a big step for our fandom. Hope the English version will not be long in coming.
