sexycontainmentprocedures:
“ sexycontainmentprocedures:
“what my friends say when people ask them what i’m like in person
”
what my parents say when people ask them what i’m like in person
”

sexycontainmentprocedures:

sexycontainmentprocedures:

what my friends say when people ask them what i’m like in person

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what my parents say when people ask them what i’m like in person

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1,241 notes2 years ago

My favorite thing about the pulsar is how its taunts imply Sol is sentient, which makes a perfect connection when you consider her 18th movement.

2 notes2 years ago

tezzington: What's AWCY?


The show I was invited to was one of those snobby art events. Lots of young pretentious men in tight jeans and a smug grin, girlfriends hanging off their arms. No class. Downing shots from the bar like the world was ending. In times like these I wish I were in Marlinspike Hall, sipping a Loch Lomond and consuming my alcohol like a fucking adult.

The DHC/ART was packed with these poseurs! All of them supposed “an-artists.” They do stuff with light and “magic” to create ostentatious displays. Apparently some of these inscrutable, incomprehensible pieces even damage people as part of their artistic purpose. At which point, for me, the meaning of the art is lost. It’s a fucking joke at that point.

Excerpt from the journal of Pierre Escoffier, March 12, 19██

4 notes2 years ago

Placeholder - SCP Foundation →

sexycontainmentprocedures:

This is the SCP-2758 slot, which I had @iamnotadamnedmonkey hold for me because I’m writing SCP-2758 and it has so much text in its Photoshopped components that if I were to lose the planned number slot I’d have to re-do a shit-ton of crap in Photoshop. So it’s a placeholder page until the article is ready, and this is its entire content:

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and it’s got 

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ratings and discussion, the best of which is “I’m downvoting this. Too much foreshadowing in exchange of a somewhat disappointing plot reveal. I gotta say that I like well-developed monologues, but it’s too brusque for my taste.”

…Placeholder pretty much summarizes why I love the SCP wiki. 

Anyway, in anywhere to a few hours to a few days from now, this post’s link will be the actual SCP-2758, so I’ll reblog it again then to talk about the skip. 

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81 notes2 years ago
amamy992:
“ Owl’s tea party.
( Happy new year 2017! )
Keep reading
”

amamy992:

Owl’s tea party.

( Happy new year 2017! )

Keep reading

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247 notes2 years ago

munlmu:

第五教会(http://www.scp-wiki.net/fifthist-hub )関連SCP 

SCP-1958 空飛ぶ魔法のバス © Smapti
SCP-1523 アイツが魂 © Silberescher
SCP-1982 第一南第五教会 © Faminepulse
SCP-1724 ソウル・メーター © Roget

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1958
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1523
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1982
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1724

SCP-1425 - 星のシグナル © Silberescher
SCP-2155 - アステカ亡命政府 © DrAbreu
SCP-2425 - 第五教会勧誘ロボ © Ihpkmn
SCP-2454 - 否定の船 © Metaphysician

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1425
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2155
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2425
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2454

The Fifth Church

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44 notes2 years ago

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585 notes2 years ago
munlmu:
“SCP-2002 - A Dead Future (死した未来)
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2002
© Crayne
”

munlmu:

SCP-2002 - A Dead Future (死した未来)
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2002
© Crayne

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382 notes2 years ago

caradan:

SCP-2521 - ●●|●●●●●|●●|● “LurkD"作
【ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521 】

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149 notes2 years ago