I got this 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee a few weeks ago. (I used to drive a 2015 Dodge Charger, but I lost my ‘good’/well-paying job in film and had to go back to retail and, well, couldn’t keep up with paying for a car from 2015 anymore. But this is better! Because if I’d done this to a black Dodge Charger, it probably would have looked like impersonating a police cruiser!) My other planned additions are a rearview mirror- or hood-mounted spotlight, top rack lights, some sort of box for the top (or I’ll move the spare tire to the top and lock it on), and raising the suspension.
My cousin runs a design shop (I really want to give its name to bring him Cool Points and business, but then I’d be telling everyone what town I live in, so I can’t) and he did this for me for FREE because he is AWESOME and super nice. I did all the designs in Photoshop and then he and I printed them and cut them and stuck them on and all that. Between designing and cutting/applying, the entire process probably only took both of us a combined 7 hours. Not bad at all!
(Note: You may be asking yourself: Why the gigantic fucking watermarks, Cyan? Well, that is because people (looking at iFunnyers mostly) like to steal shit. If you steal these images because it’s cool and I’m the first person to have an SCP Foundation car, I will manifest in your house physically and slap you with a dildo. Do not steal this from me bitches it is the best thing I’ve ever done literally I’m freakin out forever about this,,,,,, and if you remove my caption I’ll manifest in your house physically and slap you with a smaller dildo.)
That’s right, everyone, Vince is here with a special announcement! The SCP Foundation has finally closed in on the final articles before the opening of Series 4!
This is the beginning of a whole new era of the Foundation! And it’s almost in time to coincide with our Tenth Anniversary as a community, on top of everything else.
So, what’s the topic this time, you ask?
Well, since it is a bit of a throwback to the old days this year, the contest for SCP-3000 is going to be all about the genre that got us on the map, horror!
That’s right, Creepy Cults, Vile Beasts, Ghosts and Ghouls and Things-That-Go-Bump-In-The-Night, all right here and through the lens of science. Lord knows someone is gonna write a clown monster or angry math teacher or a malevolent kazoo quartet or something.
… What? We all have our own fears. Shush you.
Aaaanyways, the contest opens on March 24, and entries close on April 10th. Following that, voting will close on April 20th. Get to work, skippers, and let’s make this the best contest yet!
