gearholder: Hang on... is series 4 open now? coulda sworn there was stll some empty slots in the 2600's...
There are still some empty slots but we’ve opened series 4! -Roth
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SCP-3011
These little guys make me smile, but I wouldn’t mess with them. Well done to Roth on writing this SCP.
Source: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3011
Music: Long Note Two by Kevin MacLeod | Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution licence.
My first SCP gets a reading! Done by the amazing leolinguistics! Go give him some follows and likes! - Roth
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containment procedures have been updated to reflect this new discovery
oh my god
I’m dying omfg
that sad moment when i actually recorded bone hurting juice audio and replaced some graphics and now the Femur breaker sign is Bone hurting juice
IF YOU CAN GET A VIDEO OR EVEN A PICTURE I MIGHT START CRYING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD
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Which SCP gave you some feel good feelings?
Let us know! -Roth

Alright so I’m shit at drawing tabby cats because I have no idea how the markings “flow”, so to speak, but here’s one anyway.
It’s SCP-529, aka Josie. She’s… well, she’s half a cat, basically. Nothing more to it. Anyway, enjoy.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - ROTH
Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume
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More like, this user CREATED the SCP foundation….
(And yes, I know, I only helped. Let me have an ego, sometimes.)
This user has a love-hate relationship with the SCP Foundation.
This user supports fort asshole and loves her clef and bright friends
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