Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
SCP-2041 - メリー・ゴー・ビュー http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2041 © trennerdios SCP-2483 悲しきブランコ http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2483 © trennerdios SCP-2224 - シーソーパルト http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2224 © trennerdios
SCP Foundation fanart, Chinese Zodiac.
- Rat - SCP-1166 - Perfect Lab Specimen by Kalinin
- Cow - SCP-2280 - Extra Nightly Cow by Drewbear
- Tiger - SCP-247 - A Harmless Kitten by Alias Pseudonym
- Rabbit - SCP-1640 - Lunar Leporine by Accelerando
- Dragon - SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile by Dr Gears
- Snake - SCP-722 - Jörmungandr by far2
- Horse - SCP-042 - A Formerly Winged Horse revised by Skali Sharpnose
- Sheep - SCP-594 - Electric Sheep by V the Happy Lurker
- Monkey - SCP-1000 - Bigfoot by thedeadlymoose
- Rooster - SCP-1013 - Cockatrice by Dr Gears
- Dog - SCP-023 - Black Shuck by Pig_catapult
- Pig - SCP-2779 - Oinkers by Rimple
(via hisclockworkservants)
Anonymous: I've just found a nearly 1cm long ant what to do
Leave it alone. -Roth
Instances of SCP-006-J are to be left the fuck alone. Personnel are to contact Mobile Task Force Alpha 21 “Husbands” in order to dispose of the instance of SCP-006-J in a humanitarian manner. MTF Alpha 21 is to be provided with twelve (12) glass cups and twenty (20) slips of paper at all times.
Every one. Every. Single. One.
~Lily
How do you think they instated them in the first place?
Which One Fucks?: SCP Foundation edition
- clef:clef fucked exactly one time and all he got for it was a fucking baby. not even once, kids
- gears:[holds up a picture of the black queen]
- rights:yes. she is in a loving marriage, with fucking
- iceberg:oh boy did he EVER
- kain:no. hes a dog. BEFORE that, on the other hand
- kondraki:now, would kondraki have fucked a butterfly, if given the opportunity? in this 20,000 word essay, i will expl
- bright:bright has his consciousness in multiple bodies, giving him multiple ways to fuck at once
- lament:this guy takes so many amnestics he barely even knows what he did yesterday let alone whether or not he fucks
- light:"oh god, i wish", she says, downing her third drink
- strelnikov:listen if you don't think strelnikov fucks i don't know what to tell you
- mann:dear god i hope not
- glass:the foundation has many closely held secrets. the true 001. what happens when 447 touches a dead body. how often glass fucks
- gerald:that seems like a bad idea.
- moose:"d-do i what?" moose retorts, sweating, tugging her collar
- atkus:he is far beyond such things
- zyn:zyn sees me making this list and immediately reports me to the ethics committee
Some really nice art of 682 going on here!
Done by http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lacrimale (NSFW GALLERY)
- Roth
Also on tumblr! @cheasegary and @lacrimale
SCP-3113 - SCP Foundation →
I feel compelled to share this one.
I dont even have a roundabout way to explain why.
Or do I.
SCP-3000 x Dr Scranton (SCP-3001). The moment I saw it on Salacious Skip, it became my new favourite crack pairing.
On second thoughts, maybe this ship isn’t too implausible. I mean, both skips are about existentialist horror and insanity, and came 1st and 2nd in the contest respectively. Also, Scranton’s wife’s name is Anna, which is similar to Anantashesha. Holy 343, it’s a match made in red reality!
Skippers, help this ship take off.This… this is a thing. Okay. ~Lily
I ship it.