scp-wiki-official:

Okay I laughed. -Roth

4,366 notes5 years ago

scp-wiki-official:

scp-wiki-official:

The Beluga whale- Or, as most of you call it ‘SCP-682’

Yep, we’re doing one of those information/fact things again! I’ve been digging around and found some interesting bits to share with everyone. 

The beluga whale we’re focusing on today was washed up about 5,000 miles east of Moscow (Russia). It was found by soldiers stationed on Russia’s far-eastern territory. Later on, it became known as the ‘Moscow Monster’, and was mistaken for a washed up Plasiosaur. 

The corpse found was approx 20ft long! The carcass was taken away by Russian Special Services for ‘in-depth studies’. Years have passed since and no one has heard a thing about where the carcass went.

No, that is literally it! I do not have anything else on this thing! It’s /gone/

Here is what it would have looked like alive: 

Such a cutie!

Reblogging for recent asker. 1 image is outdated but here. -Roth

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Originally posted by notabarbiebitch

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2,785 notes5 years ago
scp-wiki-official:
“ amamy992:
“ SCP-131-A&B
Keep reading
”
Art that never fails to stun me. -Roth
”

scp-wiki-official:

amamy992:

SCP-131-A&B

Keep reading

Art that never fails to stun me. -Roth

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kibadori-rue:
““ SCP-076 - “Able” ”) - Kain Pathos Crow http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076
” ”

kibadori-rue:

SCP-076 - “Able” (“アベル”) - Kain Pathos Crow http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076

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shitpost-senpai:

knightsolaireofthesun:

drgears-site-19:

what it looks like:

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what it is:

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Man with Keter class anomaly behind him claims he was “keeping an eye on it.”

What you think SCP is:

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Originally posted by gillovny1013

What it always turns out to be: 

SCP-0069:  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ An Owl  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ a bungee cord█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ My ass █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █and then subject shat a turtle.

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pepperpixel:

more scp shitpost animatics,,, because i am a weak willed being who can’t control the content they create. enjoyyyyyyyyyyy

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301 notes5 years ago

der-stein:

scp-wiki-official:

zhange-art:

“Secure. Contain. Protect.”

Happy tenth anniversary, SCP Wiki. This is a present from me.

I’ve chosen to depict some of the most  influential, and highly-rated SCPs, entities, and other icons. Made sure to have least one scip from each Object Class and category.

List of depicted SCPs and entities (from back to front, left to right)

SCP-8900-EX ‘Sky Blue Sky’ by tunedtoaddeadchannel

001 Proposal ‘O5’ aka The Factory by theduckman/Dr Bright

SCP-2998 ‘Anomalous Transmission, 2485 MHz’ by Eskobar

SCP-1000 ‘Bigfoot’ by thedeadlymoose

001 Proposal ‘Gate Guardian’ by DrClef

Yaldabaoth, from the Sarkic Cults, by Metaphysician

SCP-2317 ‘A Door to Another World’ by DrClef

MEKHANE, from the Church of the Broken God, by FortuneFavorsBold

SCP-914 ‘The Clockworks’ by Dr Gears

SCP-055 ‘[unknown]’ by qntm

SCP-3000 ‘Anantashesha’ by djkaktus, Joreth, and A Random Day

SCP-093 ‘Red Sea Object’ by NekoChris

SCP-682 ‘Hard-to-Destroy-Reptile’ by Dr Gears

SCP-2000 ‘Deus Ex Machina’ by FortuneFavorsBold

001 Proposal ‘Keter Duty’ by Roget 

SCP-408 ‘Illusory Butterflies’ by Dr Kondraki

SCP-____-J ‘ Procrastinati Rock’ by Communism will win/Scantron

SCP-2521 ‘ ●●|●●●●●|●●|●’ by LurkD

SCP-173 ‘The Sculpture- The Original’ by Moto42

SCP-1048 ‘Builder Bear’ by trennerdios

SCP-1867 ‘A Gentleman’ by Djoric

SCP-076 ‘Able’ by Kain Pathos Crow

Note that both 2000 and Roget’s Proposal have been destroyed in the image because there has presumably been an XK-Class Scenario. They make up the pile of metal and debris >.< I have no idea what 055 looks like so I put in a vaguely spherical but not quite object that’s dissipating. Also, the doctor is holding a portable Scranton Reality Anchor.

This also marks my sixth month since starting digital so I’ve pushed myself far beyond my limits and comfort zone. Only the best for this unique and chaotic universe that couldn’t have happened without everyone’s continuous support and creativity. <3

Long live the SCP Foundation.

This is just absolutely fantastic. Great work, Zhange.

~ Lily

@gearholder

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perelka-l:

PRAISE THE LORD FOR 

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SCP WIKI JUST GOT +2000 TO BEING AN ACCESSIBLE TIME SINK 

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: 👹: what’s the scariest thing you can think of, bitch


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