You ever stop to think about what kind of person just takes anomalies and contains them??? Like “Haha gonna this statue kills you when you blink. Better put it in a box????” Fuck you.
OP thinks anomalies are better-off getting put in the circus (Herman Fuller) or killed (GOC) or enslaved (CI) or kept in a medically sustained coma until sale (MC&D) or worst of all being offered rights (Serpent’s Hand) than living in a box with us??? blocked
Hey unblock me I have something important to tell you
A family doesn’t have to be a man, woman, and two children. A family can be over 3000 anomalies and several thousand employees of an extralegal paramilitary organization.
A family can be a Mobile Task Force sent to prison by an Ethics Committee court for a crime they didn’t commit who promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Three Portlands underground. Today, still wanted by the Foundation, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Eta Team.
In other words- We don’t know the exact definition of family. Is it a chemical? A virus? Is it a SCP itself?
Observation 1: The two most combatant members of the O5 Council are O5-6 and O5-7.
Observation 2: O5-6 dual wields revolvers.
Observation 3: O5-7 dual wields hair sticks.
Observation 4: Other semi-combatant O5 include O5-5 and O5-12.
Observation 5: O5-5 wielding multiple machine guns at once? He would find a way.
Observation 6: O5-12 probably generally wields two kinds of amnestics — spray and injection. Both only take one hand to wield; therefore, O5-12 dual wields amnestics.
Observation 7: O5-9’s token item is a knife. He also has another key item, 963-2, which could also be used as a one-handed weapon — though O5-9 is almost entirely non-combatant, if he had to equip himself for a fight, he would dual-wield.
Anonymous: An SCP which makes more of itself from itself.
