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SCP-3000 CONTEST IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!
And we already have some great entries! Be sure to read them and spread the word!
It’s not too late to throw your hat into the ring!
ENTRIES CLOSE: 11:59 PM EDT, 10 APRIL 2017
VOTING CLOSES: 11:59 PM EDT, 20 APRIL 2017~Fantem
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WHOA HOW THE FUC DID I MISS THIS ONE??? Ò AÓ
When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
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The newest addition to the Broken Masquerade canon: My entire vehicle.
I got this 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee a few weeks ago. (I used to drive a 2015 Dodge Charger, but I lost my ‘good’/well-paying job in film and had to go back to retail and, well, couldn’t keep up with paying for a car from 2015 anymore. But this is better! Because if I’d done this to a black Dodge Charger, it probably would have looked like impersonating a police cruiser!) My other planned additions are a rearview mirror- or hood-mounted spotlight, top rack lights, some sort of box for the top (or I’ll move the spare tire to the top and lock it on), and raising the suspension.
My cousin runs a design shop (I really want to give its name to bring him Cool Points and business, but then I’d be telling everyone what town I live in, so I can’t) and he did this for me for FREE because he is AWESOME and super nice. I did all the designs in Photoshop and then he and I printed them and cut them and stuck them on and all that. Between designing and cutting/applying, the entire process probably only took both of us a combined 7 hours. Not bad at all!
(Note: You may be asking yourself: Why the gigantic fucking watermarks, Cyan? Well, that is because people (looking at iFunnyers mostly) like to steal shit. If you steal these images because it’s cool and I’m the first person to have an SCP Foundation car, I will manifest in your house physically and slap you with a dildo. Do not steal this from me bitches it is the best thing I’ve ever done literally I’m freakin out forever about this,,,,,, and if you remove my caption I’ll manifest in your house physically and slap you with a smaller dildo.)
MOTHER FUCKER