karmacharmeleon18:

timatisblog:

demonladytakkuri:

shiraglassman:

saintcucumbers:

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

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Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

The real answer is that it really wants you to go away

That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch

Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.

The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.

This reply made this post 101x better

me: oh hello little owl

owl: i will fuck you up

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73,880 notes3 years ago
lucidlarceny:
“ i drew owl
i dont know owl’s tumblr SO OWL TELL ME SOMETIME PLEASE
also owl wanted me to draw butt
”
@that-goddamn-owl

lucidlarceny:

i drew owl

i dont know owl’s tumblr SO OWL TELL ME SOMETIME PLEASE

also owl wanted me to draw butt

@that-goddamn-owl

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sexycraisinthanos:
“ allimaynicole:
“ apawn-ascending:
“Direct Fucking Action
”
Activist Owl
”
duolingo said fuck blue lives
”

sexycraisinthanos:

allimaynicole:

apawn-ascending:

Direct Fucking Action 

Activist Owl

duolingo said fuck blue lives

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justtrustmeokay:

elodieunderglass:

rickatchu:

tittled:

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oh NO

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319,682 notes3 years ago

alarmingpenguin:

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Please, somebody send he

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20,927 notes4 years ago

agetwellcard:

dragontamereg:

agetwellcard:

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coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

POMME DE TERRE!

P…please… spare me…

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now say it in german

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172,010 notes4 years ago

anemiaman:

anemiaman:

anemiaman:

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I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

i beg of you stop giving this notes

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datemasamune:

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