Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
im teaching piano to a 4 year old who lives across the road and im loving it mostly because today she told me “i’m little but one day i’m going to be tall like you”. i’m 5'1 i haven’t been called tall ever in my life. i almost started crying
Y'all she’ll be tall like u soon, tommorow maybe?
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Why is it
Every time I see Mark
Take photos of himself
In high places
I’m reminded of this?
how dare u
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Why would chef duck from an inkie punch?
That seems awfully counterproductive
Use of my real name and a short joke to boot
What a nice welcome back to Tumblr
Look, St Valentine’s isn’t complete without a massacre ok? ; w;
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Being 4’11 is so hard sometimes, for real.
Damn, this so true. I remember in 4th grade I couldn’t reach nothing
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That moment when you realize that without Mega, a F*cking Palm Tree is more dragon than you.
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The tols Vs. The smols
So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?
You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.
proof
At least 6 feet .. i m barely 5 feet
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this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen
”I’m determined to be taller than you are”
determination will get you anywhere
reblog everytime when it’s on my dash
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nice nice nice