holytoledobatman:

Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:

Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.

but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:

wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before

SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER

THE BOY IS THE SON OF THE HEAD CHEF WHO COOKS THERE, AND THE GIRL IS THE DAUGHTER OF THE GUY WHO OWNS THE RESTAURANT, LIKE A BUSINESSMAN OR SOMETHING.

SHE DOESN’T WANT HIM TO KNOW BECAUSE HE’S TRYING TO IMPRESS HER WITH HIS LINEAGE, WHICH IN LIEU OF THIS REVELATION IS PROVEN TO BE INFERIOR TO HER’S.

(via pencil-rebagels)