Anonymous: One Dio Brando dakimakura, set to Fine.

Output: Oil painting of three men in red robes, in a style reminiscent of Iberic religious figures circa 1500, looking to the right.

Engraved on the frame is an inscription in an unknown language, possibly the name of the piece.

Anonymous: One figurine of popular anime female character, set to Fine.

Output: One Dakimakura of Dio Brando.

cutiverse-deactivated20161031: 33 yen ❤

Item description: Vial of blood containing 33 ml of type AB+ human blood.

zedrin-maybe: Insert: 331 yen and Pivot's old, broken arm.

Item description: Lemon cheesecake slice in triangular prism box. Labelling in Swedish indicating ingredients and other info, but no brand or maker identified.

Input: Broken robot arm.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Left half of a broken robot torso. “Breast” is a size 40 D, perky.

karosiv-the-aura-rose: [Input: Pivot and 12 Gold Ingot bars] - [Setting: Super Fine]

Whatever goes in the thing will not remain the same thing and will not ever come back to how it was before, you diploma ._.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: pi yen

Ellie that’s not how money works -____-

Money entered: 314.16 yen

Item description: A liquid determined to be green tea contained in a klein bottle.

ask-lola-cloudmaker: I insert clean and sparkly 500 yen for 4 different items

Item #1: “Love Stings” a pink plastic bag containing approximately 82 insect-like creatures resembling mosquitoes. Upon opening, the mosquitoes swarmed around the subject and bit him a total of 174 times. Any mosquito that the subject was able to splat while on his skin was reported to leave a slight cherry taste on the skin, as well as make the subject think less about the pain and instead think of his spouse. During debriefing, the subject continually requested permission to leave the site to visit his wife, repeating “please, I gotta tell her how much I love her!”.

Item #2: Strawberry jam-filled croissant, still warm, in paper wrapping.

Item #3: “4 the Go”, a 100ml bottle of energy drink containing high levels of caffeine and sugar. Test subject reported imperative need to run after drinking approximately 25 ml of the liquid and refused to drink any more, claiming to already be full.

Item #4: Small sarcophagus-like package containing the mummified remains of an unknown humanoid species, hinted to be alien in nature by the packaging. The box reads “Zebulon the Great. Teriyaki style.”

Anonymous: 1,234,567.89. yen.

Input: 1,234,567.89 yen.

Setting: Fine.

Output: A single check endorsed by one Site Director E. Gere and collectable at the bank of [REDACTED] for the sum described above.

Anonymous: 100,000,100,000,100,000 yen.

Input: 100,000,100,000,100,000 yen.

Setting: Rough.

Output: Pile of shredded yen bills.