why do anything at all if it wont impress girls. NASA putting a man on the moon was done to impress girls. Mapping the human genome? trying to inpress babes.
me reblogging and adding to this post? lookin for a gf
blogging is an expression of my deep multifaceted personality and remarkable intellect (thats facny way of saying im here to impress girl)s
I’ve gotten a contact + opportunities presented to me, so if you’ve ever wanted like a Pivot Dakimakura or T-shirts or something like that, this is your chance for your voice to be heard :V
piratedashmod: OH SURE YOU CAN FUCK A SKELETON ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU'LL THROW A PISSY FIT IF I WANT TO FUCK A ROBOT
I made a F…ancy promise not to swear.
I never spoke it aloud, didn’t think for how long or far it would reach and no one even minds it, but it’s the thought that matters G…ood riddance, and because of that I cannot respond to your Bu…rdening comment, you… you… poopy!
zedrin-maybe: but wait, the conundrum escalates. As a cyborg becomes more robotic, eventually they reach the point where they are no longer human and are now androids. This is indistinguishable from robots designed with a conscious. So by slippery slope logic you're a dirty robot fucker.
The Cyborgsexuals Conundrum:
Robosexuals want sex with robots. Robots are not for sexual. Robosexuals are disgusting scum of the Earth.1
Robosexuals can and will use any and all loopholes they can find in order to legitimize their desire to have sex with/by/for robots, parts of a robot, or in yuxtaposition to a robot.
Robosexuals want sex with robots. Robots are not for sexual.
Cyborgs are humans who lost human parts of their human body, so they replaced them with robot parts. The Cyborg Sex Conundrum says cyborgs are for sexual.
Robosexuals want sex with robots. Cyborgs have robot parts. Cyborgs are for sexual. Robots are not for sexual.
Robosexuals may have sex with cyborgs only under express intention of satisfying humansexual desires.*
1. This is a categorical imperative and not open for debate.
*Ammendment TCC-104 pending approval:
Robosexuals will never, under absolutely no circumstance, be allowed to have sex with cyborgs if their medical record indicates ever having contracted Metal Fever.
pennycrossed: hold up, If cyborgs/robots aren't for the sexual then why does Raiden in MGS have a kid? and Wife? Hmmm?
The Cyborg Sex Conundrum:
Robots are not for sexual. Humans are for sexual. Cyborgs are humans who lost human parts of their human body, so they replaced them with robot parts. Cyborgs are humans. Humans are for sexual. Cyborgs are humans. Humans are for sexual. Cyborgs are humans. Humans are for sexual.
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Therefore, cyborgs are for sexual.
For information regarding robosexual-cyborg relationships, see The Cyborgsexuals Conundrum.
