conspicuouslad:

emkaymlp:

homohustle:

Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and I was being interviewed about it and the interviewer was like “Can you fuck it?” and I smugly answered “What kind of fool would make a robot that you can’t fuck?”

this sounds like something straight out of the eric andre show

This was literally a Robot Chicken sketch

(Source: acepresso, via inuleeli)

98,725 notes3 years ago
pembrokewkorgi:
“ bluejrstotallylegittumbluerpart3:
“ xj9 wedding dress
”
Your waifu is ready for you, gearholder
”
I will expunge your ass into orbit pembro èné

pembrokewkorgi:

bluejrstotallylegittumbluerpart3:

xj9 wedding dress

Your waifu is ready for you, gearholder

I will expunge your ass into orbit pembro èné

(via pembrokewkorgi)

102 notes3 years ago
pennicandies:
“ These MLaaTR threads on /co/ are starting to get a lil weird….
”

pennicandies:

These MLaaTR threads on /co/ are starting to get a lil weird….

(via transsalamander)

78 notes3 years ago

It’s now generally agreed that all art prior to the Victorian Era was intended as pornography.

(Source: facts-i-just-made-up, via conspicuouslad)

420 notes3 years ago

↖️ this user is attracted to robots

(Source: gsjaiaak, via magearna)

458 notes3 years ago
maybeiwasserious:
“killveous:
“that-jac-person:
“kurovoid:
“YES
”
killveous
” ”
gearholder”
But also disgusting. Mostly disgusting.

maybeiwasserious:

killveous:

that-jac-person:

kurovoid:

YES

killveous

image
gearholder
image

But also disgusting. Mostly disgusting.

(via maybeiwasserious)

17,157 notes3 years ago

giraffepoliceforce:

When you haven’t read the comics.

(via eric-coldfire)

14,283 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Give me 5 good reasons robots are not for sexual.(assuming the robots have consent.)


zedrin-maybe:

  1. SOCIETAL COLLAPSE
  2. VIOLATION OF DESIGN PURPOSE
  3. CONFLICT WITH ROBOT AUTONOMY
  4. HUMANS ARE NOT WORTHY
  5.  
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72 notes4 years ago
  • avengers fans:Wow, Ultron is really attractive. I... kind of want to see some NSFW art with him... but how would that even work? I mean, how would a robot -
  • transformers fans:THE ROBOT PORN SIGN HAS BEEN ILLUMINATED.
  • transformers fans:OUR HOUR HAS FINALLY COME.
  • transformers fans:HOLD ON FRIENDS WE WILL SAVE YOU.
3,057 notes4 years ago
maybeiwasserious:
“gearholder HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
”

maybeiwasserious:

gearholder HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

image

(Source: constantbullshitting, via maybeiwasserious)

13,257 notes4 years ago