Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and I was being interviewed about it and the interviewer was like “Can you fuck it?” and I smugly answered “What kind of fool would make a robot that you can’t fuck?”
this sounds like something straight out of the eric andre show
This was literally a Robot Chicken sketch

bluejrstotallylegittumbluerpart3:
xj9 wedding dress
Your waifu is ready for you, gearholder
I will expunge your ass into orbit pembro èné
(via pembrokewkorgi)
It’s now generally agreed that all art prior to the Victorian Era was intended as pornography.
(Source: facts-i-just-made-up, via conspicuouslad)

- avengers fans:Wow, Ultron is really attractive. I... kind of want to see some NSFW art with him... but how would that even work? I mean, how would a robot -
- transformers fans:THE ROBOT PORN SIGN HAS BEEN ILLUMINATED.
- transformers fans:OUR HOUR HAS FINALLY COME.
- transformers fans:HOLD ON FRIENDS WE WILL SAVE YOU.








