zedrin-maybe: oh so your love of blondes is why you're secretly a robosexual for Pivot I see. You adorable little tsundere <3


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10 notes3 years ago

inuleeli:

gummydicksandpixiestixs:

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am i sorry?
you bet i’m not

@gearholder

Alphys is nothing but a nekulturny hack.

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2,823 notes3 years ago

maybeiwasserious:

amalgarn:

based on this post

@gearholder Alphys is flying too close the sun.

An idiot who also doesn’t bring pain and suffering to the dearly departed.

(via maybeiwasserious)

62,928 notes3 years ago
tfw you discover robosexuals ù_ú

tfw you discover robosexuals ù_ú

14 notes3 years ago
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I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That...

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I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But doctor…” he says “I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains .-.

8 notes3 years ago
OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH

queenamileena:

tem pay for coll edge… or tem pay for

COOL LEG?

( @ravenoussenpai is to credit for the joke )

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17,753 notes3 years ago

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS

chefpyro:

rusty-and-toons:

180mph:

  • AMD Radeon HD 7870 graphics card
  • At least 1TB storage capacity
  • Sleek chrome finish w/ scarlet hand-painted flames

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@gearholder

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(Source: orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-2016, via funfetti-cakke)

114,138 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: If a robot is built specifically for sexual, is it still not for sexual?


The Sex Robot Conundrum:

Humans are for sexual.
Humans create robots.
Robots not for sexual.
Humans, in their arrogance, create robots for sexual.
Robots for sexual.
Sex robots.
Sexual humans.
Robosexuals.

Robosexuals become obsessed with sex robots.
Robosexuals become obsessed with robot sex.
Robosexuals become obsessed with robots.
Robosexuals become disinterested in human sex.
Robosexuals become disinterested in humans.
Metal Fever.

[DATA CORRUPTED]

Robosexuals are disgusting scum of the Earth.

2 notes3 years ago

zedrin-maybe: but wait, the conundrum escalates. As a cyborg becomes more robotic, eventually they reach the point where they are no longer human and are now androids. This is indistinguishable from robots designed with a conscious. So by slippery slope logic you're a dirty robot fucker.


The Cyborgsexuals Conundrum:

Robosexuals want sex with robots.
Robots are not for sexual.
Robosexuals are disgusting scum of the Earth.1

Robosexuals can and will use any and all loopholes they can find in order to legitimize their desire to have sex with/by/for robots, parts of a robot, or in yuxtaposition to a robot.

Robosexuals want sex with robots.
Robots are not for sexual.

Cyborgs are humans who lost human parts of their human body, so they replaced them with robot parts.
The Cyborg Sex Conundrum says cyborgs are for sexual.

Robosexuals want sex with robots.
Cyborgs have robot parts.
Cyborgs are for sexual.
Robots are not for sexual.

Robosexuals may have sex with cyborgs only under express intention of satisfying humansexual desires.*

1. This is a categorical imperative and not open for debate.

*Ammendment TCC-104 pending approval:

Robosexuals will never, under absolutely no circumstance, be allowed to have sex with cyborgs if their medical record indicates ever having contracted Metal Fever.

6 notes3 years ago

pennycrossed: hold up, If cyborgs/robots aren't for the sexual then why does Raiden in MGS have a kid? and Wife? Hmmm?


The Cyborg Sex Conundrum:

Robots are not for sexual.
Humans are for sexual.
Cyborgs are humans who lost human parts of their human body, so they replaced them with robot parts.
Cyborgs are humans.
Humans are for sexual.
Cyborgs are humans.
Humans are for sexual.
Cyborgs are humans.
Humans are for sexual.

[Redacted for brevity]

Therefore, cyborgs are for sexual.

For information regarding robosexual-cyborg relationships, see The Cyborgsexuals Conundrum.

4 notes3 years ago