New life goal: Develop a captcha system for human genitals.

8 notes8 years ago

HARDOCP - Sex With Robots Is The Future →

geradex:

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Uh-oh

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11 notes8 years ago
zedrin-maybe:
“rev-va:
“Explain this, zedrin-maybe
”
DO NOT SEX ROBOTS
”

zedrin-maybe:

rev-va:

Explain this, zedrin-maybe

DO NOT SEX ROBOTS

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99 notes8 years ago
purrsonaldemons:
“fauxboy:
“starshinethecat1:
“xxgoldie12xx:
“ the-winchesters-in-221b:
“ 2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:
“ davespritedave:
“ hoechlolly:
“ tehwhovianhufflepuff:
“ imagine-tenthousand:
“ mockinggrass:
“ Go big or go home
”
So I tried to recreate...

purrsonaldemons:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

qupqugiak

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1,447,934 notes8 years ago

uselessgaywhovian:

i swear to god, i wish this was photoshopped.

but the piece of shit machine actually says this.

(via funfetti-cakke)

18,747 notes8 years ago

zedrin-maybe: admit it: you want to grind Jenny's gears B)


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19 notes8 years ago

Anonymous: Can I hear you say "robots are for sexual"


zedrin-maybe:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qc8PAsq2bN

Technically this fulfills the request = v =

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16 notes8 years ago

Anonymous: So I know you like to say robots aren't for sexual but what about animal people?


zedrin-maybe:

as long as they’re able to legally consent, sure :Y

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just leave the robos alone and unsexualed .-.

59 notes8 years ago

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814 notes8 years ago
EXPLAIN. THIS.
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It’s heresy, I ain’t gotta explain shit è_______é

5 notes8 years ago