I HAVE DONE IT
PAINSTAKING STUBBORNNESS PREVAILS ONCE AGAIN
I HAVE THE DRAGON SCALE

gearholder: FOOL, YOU STILL HAVE TO PLAY THE MINIGAMES TO WIN POINTS FOR BUYING THE SCALE, IF ANYTHING YOU HAVE JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TIME
I
WILL
DESTROY
THESE
FISH

FINE THEN
pembrokewkorgi: I thought you might be happy to know one of the strongest Pokemon on my current team in Omega Ruby is a Loudred.
Stop thinking. Start knowing.
Make it hold an eviolite, make sure its ability is Soundproof, that its nature boosts its Special Attack and then teach it any 2 of these moves: Ice Beam, Extrasensory and Hyper Voice.
Once you’ve got all that, I’ll be happy.
Once you follow Ellie’s orders, then you have her permission to gloat.
me attempting to do anything
It’s like I’m looking in a mirror.
You’re a dude?
And the sexiest fuckin dude there is
(via der-stein)




Is this how lizzymodblog met Burglar?
Well… yeah. Basically.
The guy behind represents tumblr and how she broke the news to us
(Source: lolaklrke, via )
i think we all have that one follower we’re always subconsciously trying to get the approval of and whenever they like or reblog a post you’re just like
good
i have pleased you
(via sunlight-knight)
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Dear Princess Celestia, I have finished masturbating on ALL of my books. Can I borrow some of yours?




