voidbat:

kasaron:

safetybunny:

critical-perspective:

copperbadge:

the-real-seebs:

gremlinblender:

rudebiboy:

d&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve

@the-real-seebs

demon: WHO WOULD HAVE DARED STAND AGAINST ME?

elf: I’d’ve.

demon: Wait is that your name or are you just saying you would have?

elf: fuck.

elf: you.

elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em. 

Man ‘at ol’ dang ol’ Uruk-Hai man takin’em dang’ol hobbits up yunder t’Isengard tell ya what man.

@cryosession

FUCKING HERE FOR IT

(via eric-coldfire)

charlesoberonn:

(via der-stein)

eliciaforever:

beyoursledgehammer:

farmsuggestion:

y'all’d’ve'f'ld’ve

#you all would have if i would have????

Correct! It’s almost a complete sentence of contractions.

The South is out of control.

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

tlatophat:

simplessence:

mixed-apocalyptic:

jason-peeta-todd:

1. [singular] y’all
2. [plural] all y’all

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s
5. [future tense] y’all’ll

6. [plural conditional past tense] all'a y'all’d’ve

(Source: rojo-todd, via adurot)