Mario did it, Wario did it, thanks to Deanna Mustard it is Daisy’s turn now!
(via conspicuouslad)

If you aren’t quaking because your queen in gonna be in smash then what are you even doing?
(via endarkculi)

Welcome back to 200-something or other, your asshole roommate watched a cursed tape a week ago but is out with his latest girlfriend while you’re holding fort and eating a Lean Cuisine… then she pops out of the TV looking for the other person.





