Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
A one shot where every character is a tabaxi, they all belong to the same clan and are mostly bards. They never move from their village and show off their abilities one by one. There’s only an encounter and it'ss completely inconsequential.
If the players complain tell them that “they don’t get it” and “not every adventure needs a plot.”
They all sing about how rad they are and the raddest dies in a bonfire
Knowledge is power
Me, an artificer with less than great ideas and an untested weapon: “How many books can I take?”
DM: “Uhhh like 5, why?”
Me, taking the books: “Gotta fire something from my cannon, right?”
DM, in visible pain: “I’m sorry what”
Me: “Those who say ‘sticks and stones… have obviously never had a dictionary flying at them at terminal velocity’”
(via kitana-coldfire)
obviously >:Y
that’s why I didn’t do something dumb like erroneously tag it with a girlwolf tag, I don’t even have a girlwolf tag >:Y
Tag your furry pinups properly, Gear.
>Miku with big boobs
