i absolutely refuse to believe Bakugou knows how to flirt in any capacity b/c he’s just incredibly emotionally constipated and can barely handle any emotions other than pride and anger and would probably just take someone trying to flirt with him as either A. them fucking with him, or B. an invitation to fight, and proceed to punch them in the face
Kirishima: Why the fuck did you punch Uraraka?
Bakugou: She said she wanted me to take her out!
Kirishima: She meant on a date!!! Why would she ask you to hit her???
oh my god
perfect
Then Ochako wipes the blood off her nose, narrows her eyes and goes “You are on.”
hi lemme just-
*draws the thing*
OH MY GOD
PERFECT
That blush adds to everything.
They proceed to fight and then once they get in trouble for fighting while they’re doing their punishment duties Ochako just awkwardly is like “So uh.. our first date didn’t go too well but uh, there’s juice boxes in the fridge so if after this ya wanna just hang out??”
i just imagine Bakugou just
“Wait, that was a date?” and getting quiet for a long moment before going
“……………………………………ohhh.”
only now he’s even more confused because, her? date? with him??? why the fuck???? did she hit her head or something???? the fuck?? what the fuck about him screams date-worthy????? and fuck it if he’s blushing and his heart’s racing a little and well, if that was a date, he kinda liked it i guess, but hey yeah hanging out sound pretty cool too. so. yeah. whatever ok
so he just quietly grumbles and blushes and agrees and they just sit together later, all bruised and wrapped up, and quietly drink some juice together.
(Bakugou because he doesn’t really know what to do, and Ochako because she’s just happy to spend time with him)
my friends and i were watching this weird animated version of rudolph the red-nosed reindeer last night and this one reindeer looked exactly like bakugou
