Oh? like a new mix? aight I’ll give it a lis… oh it’s the same as before, maybe she has a part halfway… hmmm it’s already past the midpoint of the song, when does the “ft.” actually kick in? it’s nearing the three minute mark man, what the heck, I don’t underst–
You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.
“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”
“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.”
“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.”
“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”
“…So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?”
“No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.”
the concept that vocaloid is “cringey” or has any age attached to it is a logical fallacy. miku is a lesbian icon who spreads love to the world and also has basically a pride outfit and if you decry her you have no taste
this is racing miku 2016 she is dressed to celebrate the lgbt community which she is a part of. she is an nb lesbian! she supports all her gay brothers and bi sisters and she donned this outfit to celebrate all of us :)
You have to have a very high IQ to understand Sand Planet. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of vocaloid most of the jokes will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Miku’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Hachi’s literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about THE VOCALOID COMMUNITY. As a consequence people who dislike Sand Planet really are idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Miku’s existencial catchphrase “Suna no Wakusei” which itself is a cryptic reference to how Hachi sees the Vocaloid fanbase. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hachi’s genius unfolds itself on their screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂
And yes by the way, I DO have a Hatsune Miku tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
