Si te lavas el pelo con camomila y jabón de coche se te pone cancha
— Gil Man
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
— Abraham Lincoln, 1816, tuesday
37 ducks do a little backflip.
20 ducks lay on the ground.
The crazy duck is my favorite duck.
Cunnilingus is when a girl pees in your hair.
— Dan Avidan (via lizzymodblog)
IT’S FUCKING SCIENCE!
— Albert Einstein, inventor of space (via lizzymodblog)
We’re phucking with fisics!
— L. Daniel Avidan
Come at me scrublord, I’m ripped
— Ross O’Donovan
gearholder: So your goal is... to have a blog so shitty that people follow it regardless of how hot youare? ...I'm confuse
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Me being hot aside, I want people to follow me for the blog. Not because hot. That’s shallow and dumb and doesn’t attract trustworthy people.
Not a bad way to go about it. Being hot is kind of meaningless if you don’t have a good personality to compliment it.
I have other people to give me compliments. Heyo!
Seein you around brightens my day and you’re of the few whose jokes make me crack up constantly >:T - Gearholder, on his opinion of Ellie
Aoooh yeah, suck it sad girl
— Leigh Daniel Avidan
Damn bicycalisk!
— Ross Kenry O’Donovan
