Si te lavas el pelo con camomila y jabón de coche se te pone cancha

— Gil Man
1 note3 years ago

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

— Abraham Lincoln, 1816, tuesday
17 notes3 years ago

37 ducks do a little backflip.
20 ducks lay on the ground.
The crazy duck is my favorite duck.

2 notes3 years ago

Cunnilingus is when a girl pees in your hair.

— Dan Avidan (via lizzymodblog)

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50 notes3 years ago

IT’S FUCKING SCIENCE!

— Albert Einstein, inventor of space (via lizzymodblog)

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34 notes3 years ago

We’re phucking with fisics!

— L. Daniel Avidan
4 notes3 years ago

Come at me scrublord, I’m ripped

— Ross O’Donovan
7 notes3 years ago

gearholder: So your goal is... to have a blog so shitty that people follow it regardless of how hot youare? ...I'm confuse


lizzymodblog:

deeceeoh:

:

frick

Me being hot aside, I want people to follow me for the blog. Not because hot. That’s shallow and dumb and doesn’t attract trustworthy people.

Not a bad way to go about it. Being hot is kind of meaningless if you don’t have a good personality to compliment it.

I have other people to give me compliments. Heyo!

Seein you around brightens my day and you’re of the few whose jokes make me crack up constantly >:T - Gearholder, on his opinion of Ellie

20 notes3 years ago

Aoooh yeah, suck it sad girl

— Leigh Daniel Avidan
2 notes4 years ago

Damn bicycalisk!

— Ross Kenry O’Donovan
3 notes4 years ago