Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
That’s a good idea, imp
— Arin “Egoraptor” Hanson
Happy as shit, rich as fuck; that’s me.
— Dr. Brian “Ninja Brian” Wecht
Star Wars?
Why the fuck would you go to war with stars? You fools. You can’t win. Just look at how many there are.
Sun Tzu says: “Bitches ain’t shit, we can take em.”
(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)
Hey baby, I was wondering, if you’re not doing anything later, I was wondering if I may be able to rain some pure destruction on that hoo-ha.
— L. Daniel Avidan
The magic train didn’t seem magic enough so they threw Mandark in.
— Sir Reginald Blazimire of Forgebury, “The blazing-forge”
Yes but it takes two to tan-ho
Is it okay that I that I want to take your tiny Filipino body and bend it over the table and just fuckin- take you to frisco town for days?
— Danny Sexbang (to Kevin)
(Source: quotegrumps)
Told someone the other day Mexican banda groups have too many members for anyone to ever remember all their names, to which they responded with “it’s the same with J-pop girlbands, yo” and now we’re both upset for realising that J-pop is the banda of the east.
If you cut bread, does it not bleed?
— Barry Kramer
Second’s very honorable, it means you almost made it first but you’re not me.
— Barry Kramer