Barry, as I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.
— Brian Wecht (via quotegrumps)
(via mrs-zuipperpips)
Fallout: New Vegas (2010)





the next project in typography is a book of quotes from a person of our choice, so obviously i’m doing @dril tweets
have a sampling of (still work-in-progress probably) pages
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my grandfather was eaten by a squid, you know
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“unfollow everyone follow your dreams” - Ross O'Donovan, January 18th, 2016
(via whatevenisaquid)
I don’t even like Red Lobster and I’ll go there just for the cheddar biscuits, and if I’m gonna go there, you’re gonna go there, ‘cause they’re amazing. YOU WILL NEVER GO TO OLIVE GARDEN JUST FOR THE BREADSTICKS. YOUR ASS WILL BE AT RED LOBSTER. EVERY WEEK. TO SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR. DOWN YOUR HOLE. AND YOU KNOW IT YOU FAT FUCK.
— Michael Vincent “Rage Quit” Jones




That was no simple slip-up. You don’t just make a mistake like that, not after having to identify yourself like that for the better part of your life. You actually see her being taken aback by Yellow Diamond’s response. She’s caught off guard, disappointed. She’d forgotten that just “Peridot” wasn’t enough to tell her apart. She’d become used to the idea of being unique.
When do you think that happened? When did she stop seeing herself as “Facet-2F5L, Cut-5XG” and start being Peridot with a capital P? Was it after being stranded, due to the lack of contact with another peridot for months on end? Or was it after the truce with the Crystal Gems, brought on by them addressing her as just Peridot day after day?
Facet-2F5L, Cut-5XG. That’s all she’ll ever be to Homeworld. That’s all all the other peridots will ever be. But on Earth, she is Peridot. The one and only. In a way, that’s gotta be liberating.
You got all this from one episode?


