if one or more of your players roll to seduce: own it. It’s world building. It’s character building. Sex ain’t a free action. Bring that fucker to the bedroom. Think about your NPC’s sexual traits. Roll dexterity. Make your players roll constitution saves. Give them challenges. If they don’t please the beast, go praying mantis on them. What’s weaker than a bard? A naked bard. Their AC has now been hella dropped. Maybe they succeed and all is well, but that displacer beast is clingy and keeps encountering the party.
So the next time some smug players seduces your encounter, you smirk and you turn the tables on them. :)
say what you want about vocaloid but their live shows are really cool
This isn’t even an official concert; it’s a approved FAN CONCERT. Those are MMD models (you can tell by the bizarre hair physics), and actual Crypton (or whoever runs the concerts; probably Sony) concerts use specific models JUST for their concerts.
Rogue becomes an arcane trickster for 3rd level. Chooses a disguise spell. Also happens to be carrying a pair of bear claws from a previous kill they made. During a fight with a pack of worgs they use the bear claws as part of their disguise to pretend to be a big scary bear. Rolls poorly. Becomes a fursuiter instead.
I was over grappling with a giant alpha worg and then @voca-lee tries to help by becoming a GODDAMN FURRY
1) beautifully constructed, thoughtfully named, you’ve had this character for five years, and it is only now that you have a medium to express them through. twenty pages of backstory and lore, you probably lovingly crafted a costume or a token to fully bring them to life.
2) it’s you, but you’re now a warlock or a paladin or some shit.
3) Its Joke (ex. Boo Boo the Chaotic Good Barbarian, Dio Brando but as a dryad, etc.)
4) Real Ass People (ex. Hatsune Miku, Barack Obama, Hulk Hogan, etc.)
hatsune miku real
5) characters sole existence is to drive dm crazy and break the game (pun pun)
