No other piece of media will be any more relatable to me than iCarly’s episode 16 of season 2, iMake Sam Girlier; when Spencer stubbornly keeps wearing a tux to impress a girl. Cause I am totally that girl. Except I’m a boy. Who also is impressed by clothing. That, that last part is what makes me and the girl similar.

Let’s clarify.

The new kid on the block in Fashion Town is a sweater:

THESE are Virgin Killer Dresses: