clientsfromhell:

I’ve spent yearshelping university professors redesign their lecture slides to be more effective. Despite this effort, the majority of professors still resort to default PowerPoint templates for their lectures. Nothing compares to what I recently witnessed: the professor created a slide deck in PowerPoint, printed it 6 slides to page, photocopied it to a transparency, and then lectured using an overhead projector.

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Madous pls, this is like the fifth time in 3 years you ask me this one way or another and I cannot begin to understand why the fuck would you do that since you obviously lack the attention span necessary to actually be interested in watching JORMUNGAND ( /)_-)

emichwan88:

clientsfromhell:

I once made graphics for a very low budget Indy game, and one screen was literally described only as “rainbow factory.”

Me: What’s a rainbow factory?

Client: What do you mean? It’s the factory where they make rainbows.

Me: What does it look like?

Client: Like a factory that makes rainbows.

I create a basic factory-looking building with a rainbow coming out of the front door.

Client: Why is the rainbow factory on the ground? And why does it have smoke stacks? It’s supposed to be in the sky and if it creates smoke then it’s polluting the planet. And why is there a rainbow coming out of it. I didn’t tell you to do that. Now do it again and do it right.

Client was an adult in his mid 30s, not 12.

…I know what Rainbow Factory they were talking about.

Very low budget indie game.

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lizzymodblog:

fractiouslemon:

I just discovered that Uncle Grandpa won an Emmy. Uncle Grandpa is an Emmy award-winning television show. UNCLE… GRANDPA… is an EMMY… WINNING… SHOW…

Don’t be so hard on your uncle grandpa. Wow, kids of today. No respect for their families.

NO JOKES PUPPET, THIS IS SERIOUS CHEESE.

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