The perfect date

dennys:

You go to Denny’s.
A waitress asks for your order.
In unison you say “cheeseburger”.
You look up.
Your eyes meet.
You truly see each other for the first time.

Years later you have a child together.
The nurse asks for a name. 
You look at each other, and you both know.
You embrace your baby, Cheeseburger. 

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I want a girl with a short skirt and a

nflstreet:

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tranarchist:

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bogleech:

Apparently McDonald’s also said they’re getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO’s said it’s because millenials don’t have “brand loyalty” and are instead “promiscuous”

Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.

millenials are cucking McDonalds

CuckDonalds

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