Gearholder

“Probably right”

My fuckin phone can’t run Go - _-

putuksstuff: I'll watch you suffer SLOWLY! HUAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!

You can reearrange “Salandit” into “Salt and I” which doesn’t make sense but the point is IM FUCKING FULL OF SALT RIGHT NOW JHMFKHGXWA MFAY,ADB

…some corrosions give place to salts as a byproduct iirc, so shit’s apropos - .-

6 notes 2 years ago

During a routine inspection of the Foundation’s database for any SCP-040 material I’ve overlooked, I stumbled upon

at the comment section of SCP-348

;-;

Happy Father’s day, y’all

4 notes 2 years ago

Burger King's latest unholy fast food mashup is the 'Whopperrito' →

The mad scientists in Burger King’s product department have cooked up another radical new take on the fast food chain’s most recognizable product.

Burger King wai

2 notes 2 years ago

biomechanicaltomato:

machvia:
tlrledbetter:
bluedragonkaiser:
slbtumblng:
honeytreex:
slbtumblng:
All your lovely worship to Rowlet could have a high price.
He looks familiar…
Stolas is a Great Prince of Hell, commands twenty-six legions of demons, and teaches astronomy and the ‘’knowledge of poisonous plants, herbs’’ and precious stones.
Oh.
>poisonous plants, herbs
>grass-type
oh boy
@biomechanicaltomato
I was gonna pick Rowlet anyway, but this is just too perfect
Oh my god