gearholder: I want to reverse-psych the shit outta your sorry ugly ass, but you're my precious friend that I love and can't bring myself to risk you falling for my chicanery in this regard "orz

nephrited:

wait okay firstly YOU LOVE ME <3 YAAAAY

secondly you called me an ugly ass so it’s too late you’ve already done what you said you weren’t going to do ;-;

askterry: Don't countdowns typically count down?

conspicuouslad:

gearholder:

T-minus formatmajig counts down upways.

(-1) + (-1) = (-2) c’mon it’s mathematical >:v

Rockets go T minus 10, 9, etc
Not T minus 0, 1, whenever we feel like stopping

Wat. I was informed wrongly then?!

…heads will roll è_é