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329,245 notes6 years ago

clientsfromhell:

One of my favorite clients is an advertising agency I do freelance work for.

Client: Our new client has a gruesome logo. Could you try to come up with some other ideas? Just spitball ideas for an hour. If the client likes any of them, we’ll spend more time on this.

Sometimes, an hour is all you need because inspiration strikes. This was not one of those times. I had some decent ideas, but they all needed polish.

Client: Sorry, these won’t work. Thanks for your time.

The agency paid me for my time and we didn’t move forward my sketches – or so I thought.

A month later:

Client: We need additional material for this client.

Me: Sure thing. Could you provide me with the client’s colors and logo?

Client: Don’t you already have all that? Didn’t you design their logo?

Me: What?

I visited their website. The client had gone with one of the sketches. One of the rough sketches. With outlines and no color other than grey. I started to panic. I filled in my contact at the agency and we proceeded to question wildly how this happened.

Me: Oh god. Oh my god. Did they… they didn’t use it on their billboard, did they?

Client: I don’t want to talk about it.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

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1,962 notes6 years ago

awaerr:

oolongearlgrey:

butlova:

A game where you play as a Voluptuous Half-Human Half-Robot.

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how is this LEGAL

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2,530 notes6 years ago

kenjikatsune:

iwasthinkingofanimeagain:

sephizim:

gromdork:

hanksypanky:

100newfears:

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu?
it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. 

did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight!
for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.

o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun?
deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae,
or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki,
and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screen shots

Dear god no

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292,379 notes6 years ago

chefpyro:

FAR HARBOR HAS A NEW FUCKABLE ROBOT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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676 notes6 years ago

siriisafuckingbitch:

A brief history of artificial intelligence

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4,110 notes7 years ago
shithowdy:
“ grawly:
“ is it safe to say 2016 has been pretty bizarre thus far
”
we need to reset to 0 and not refer to this as 2016 AD anymore because we are no longer in the years of our lord
”

shithowdy:

grawly:

is it safe to say 2016 has been pretty bizarre thus far

we need to reset to 0 and not refer to this as 2016 AD anymore because we are no longer in the years of our lord

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220,649 notes7 years ago

garbagetiger:

kazard:

@skyecandi

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14,227 notes7 years ago

deeceeoh: The nerve of some people.


deeceeoh:

zedrin-maybe:

well now we know where Fem was in the last short comic I posted to PV02.

jail

I still think that Gear was either jilted by a former robot lover, or he’s secretly a human brain in a robot body that hates what he’s become and is taking it out on everyone else.

I just want humanity to die off in a not-pathetic way ok ;`~´;

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I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That...

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I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But doctor…” he says “I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains .-.

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