darksilvania:
“ 177-ILLBIS [Ibis-Illness]
-Poison/Flying
- The Sick pokemon
-Ability: Healer/Natural Cure- Regenerator(HA)
-“This pokemon is constantly sick, infected by an unknown virus that seams to only affect its kind to its full extent, yet, it...

darksilvania:

177-ILLBIS [Ibis-Illness]
-Poison/Flying
- The Sick pokemon
-Ability: Healer/Natural Cure- Regenerator(HA)
-“This pokemon is constantly sick, infected by an unknown virus that seams to only affect its kind to its full extent, yet, it can cause sever poisoning on others animals. This pokemon cronic illment makes it very reslient to any other cause of affliction, it is literaly so sick it cant get sick from anything else.”
-Moveset:
    -Wing Attack
    -Venom Drench
    -Peck
    -Roost

178-VERMINGO [Vermin-Flamingo]
-Poison/Flying
- The Pandemic pokemon
-Ability: Healer/Natural Cure- Regenerator(HA)
-“After a lifetime affected by a terrible disease, this pokemon has become inmune to any kind of viruses and bacterias, allowing them to get in prey on sick pokemon without worrying of getting sick themselves. This pokemon is naturally atracted to ill pokemon and person, and will often stick around  for as long as they are sick, nevertheless the outcome of the sickness.”
-Moveset:
    -Drill Peck
    -Venoshock
    -Sludge Bomb
    -Purify

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2,235 notes1 year ago

gamgee:

draeneis:

gamgee:

varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:

  1. jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)
  2. fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)
  3. regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)
  4. rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)
  5. mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)
  6. anyone who juggles

feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands

7. you

post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me

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94,451 notes1 year ago

Pokemon Reviews: Poison →

bogleech:

Another post that tumblr will not show in any tags or allow you to search I guess but it’s the very last review!!

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105 notes1 year ago

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75 notes1 year ago

scp-wiki-official:

leolinguistics:

SCP-3011

These little guys make me smile, but I wouldn’t mess with them. Well done to Roth on writing this SCP.


Source: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3011

Music: Long Note Two by Kevin MacLeod | Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution licence. 

My first SCP gets a reading! Done by the amazing leolinguistics! Go give him some follows and likes! - Roth

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37 notes2 years ago
the-killzone-2:
“pk lasagna.png
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the-killzone-2:

pk lasagna.png

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19,073 notes2 years ago
thilink:
“It’s Nesss from Muthafucka 2
”

thilink:

It’s Nesss from Muthafucka 2

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24,535 notes2 years ago
blacksirencry:
“ swaglexander-the-great:
“ #That’s a#That’s a blue ringed octopus#You’re going to die do you realise that#It is literally one of the most deadly animals in the world#Not just in Australia or just in the ocean in THE WORLD#Put it...

blacksirencry:

swaglexander-the-great:

#That’s a#That’s a blue ringed octopus#You’re going to die do you realise that#It is literally one of the most deadly animals in the world#Not just in Australia or just in the ocean in THE WORLD#Put it DOWN#And go to a hospital jfc via platonic-rabbit 

me tryna find out if this fool died

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149,753 notes2 years ago
babylonian:
“ babylonian:
“”
Zac Efron Blue-Tongue Skinks Image Patch Notes 1.01 Minor tweaks:
• Fixed issue with number of skinks in caption reading “9” instead of “10”
• Repositioned text to accomodate new number of skinks
• Stability...

babylonian:

babylonian:

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Zac Efron Blue-Tongue Skinks Image Patch Notes 1.01

Minor tweaks:

  • Fixed issue with number of skinks in caption reading “9” instead of “10”
  • Repositioned text to accomodate new number of skinks
  • Stability improvements

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238,573 notes2 years ago

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14,083 notes2 years ago