Anonymous: *a pink and white sack with ribbons taped on moves up to you* HEY COURTNEY! IT'S ME. SYLVEON. BOY I DO HATE DRAGONS. HEY WANNA GO HANG OUT UNDER THAT DAAAARK BRIDGE?
Honestly why do writers think they can still get away with the outdated, overdone “GASP, THEY’RE A GIRL?!?!!?!” plot twist/reveal any more when the bar’s already been set so high with