Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

kylestrider:

grampas:

fucking jerry

god dammit jerry

(Source: halloweem, via slapmango)

706,610 notes4 years ago
nomiros: “ mapsontheweb: “ Pokemon style map of North America ” Pokemon style map of North France ”

nomiros:

mapsontheweb:

Pokemon style map of North America

Pokemon style map of North France

(Source: niknaks93.deviantart.com, via nomiros-deactivated20190302)

4,004 notes4 years ago

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

(Source: shewillfeatdrake, via slapmango)

624,082 notes4 years ago
pizzaforpresident: “ Jaden Smith has escaped ” …guys, they mean to illuminate the minds of the masses.

pizzaforpresident:

Jaden Smith has escaped

…guys, they mean to illuminate the minds of the masses.

(via arosu-sama)

767,831 notes4 years ago
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: “ pastperspectives: “ guys… it’s a palm tree. ” NO ”

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

(Source: lilbluuboy, via slapmango)

620,744 notes4 years ago
dustyoldroses: “ Let it be known that McDonald’s doesn’t give a flying fuck what we think about their new mascot. You’ve revealed to them your weakness; they know what scares you. No one is safe. ” Thx France.

dustyoldroses:

Let it be known that McDonald’s doesn’t give a flying fuck what we think about their new mascot. 

You’ve revealed to them your weakness; they know what scares you.

No one is safe.

Thx France.

(via budaclees)

66,126 notes4 years ago