i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours
they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter
(Source: wittyworm, via pseudonymouslps)

Me: *kicks down shitty McDonalds door* gimme the fucking McPounder
McDonalds Employee: t-that’s forbidden knowledge………………
Me: *kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass*
(via crunchie-roll)








