…drug burgers - _-

Me: *kicks down shitty McDonalds door* gimme the fucking McPounder
McDonalds Employee: t-that’s forbidden knowledge………………
Me: *kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass*
(via abarnath)

here’s my theory: about ten years back a bunch of people switched over from a parallel universe where burger king is spelled borger king, th
they just got straight up murdered by the borger king staff mid post
(Source: good-pic, via zhanreblog)









Cleaning out my Gremlin D.Va comics folder and found this unfinished mess!
Tracer babysits D.Va while the moms are out, ends the world in the process while trying to find a McDonald’s.
PANEL 01: D.Va ate all the Doritos. Dorito dust all over her hand
PANEL 02: Angry D.Va repeatedly saying “Mountain Dew” over and over
PANEL 03: Junkrat hallucinates drinking motor & cooking oil
PANEL 04: Doritos Alert at Overwatch HQ
PANEL 05: Soldier 76 being old
PANEL 06: Tracer repeatedly saying she must not run away
PANEL 07: Mercy sacrifices humanity, replaces them with McDonald’s chains
PANEL 08: Gremlin D.Va gets her fries in an ocean of ketchup, Tracer mourns the death of humanity
No more Gremlin comics. No more…




