Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
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i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts
i have a big stomach and its full of raw hamburger meat
(Source: iloveclementines, via not-the-conversation-starter)
Like if you’re waiting for salad. Reblog if you’re all fuckin’ tired and shit.
(via firesuperstar)
I tried it when I was in NY! :D
It WAS pretty yummy, and square-y. Though it’s been a while, a refresher would be nice.
WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE TO GO TO THE US URGH
Just went to Texas this past week and it was great ; W;
Can’t cum until the McRib is back.
Tumblr app sent me a notification saying “luchadoreofliberty is a genius” and linked to this
Take aim with the Triple-Action Burger Blaster and challenge opponents with ultimate beef! It’s the fastest bun in the west, unleashing 6 condiment squirts per second! It comes with 25 pickle chips that fire up to 90 feet (27 meters)! Press the acceleration button and take your food fight to a whole new level.
from BURF™
“Attention, customers. Today’s special is a **** Krabby Patty served in a greasy **** sauce and grilled to **** perfection. And don’t forget to ask us to **** the **** fries. It will be our **** pleasure.”
