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Good Burger (1997) dir. Brian Robbins
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Yes, come on in!
Ok
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Go on.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
…
*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
me at a fast food eating a hamburger while eavesdropping on the employees behind the counter gossiping about their co-workers
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i dont know what red robin is but i think it might be a death cult
Burger heaven awaits
BURGER! HEAVEN! NOW!
(Source: rypyohj, via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

We know you’re Denny’s Chongo, we’ve seen your blog
Why you gotta out me like this
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