Actual anime Dracula’s aka…

airyairyquitecontrary:

wtfmanga:

alfiethesnip:

pokecrettes:

rightinthecrystalfeels:

CHOOSE

YOUR

FIGHTER

I’m ded

Excuse me but where is the Dracula that eats hamburgers?

Got ya covered

(From: “Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned”)

I choose burger dracula

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

The perfect date

dennys:

You go to Denny’s.
A waitress asks for your order.
In unison you say “cheeseburger”.
You look up.
Your eyes meet.
You truly see each other for the first time.

Years later you have a child together.
The nurse asks for a name. 
You look at each other, and you both know.
You embrace your baby, Cheeseburger. 

(Source: dennys, via lingov)

barachibita:

i keep seeing ppl talking about those old stop motion chrismas movies nd im pissed bc everyone forgot this guy who has the funniest name ive ever fckin heard in my life

(via timurmurtazin)